「键盘侠」小卡乔治聚首快船｜联盟重回群雄逐鹿大时代

[Haynes] Free agent forward Kawhi Leonard will sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

[Wojnarowski] Oklahoma City is trading All-Star Paul George to the Los Angeles Clippers for a record-setting collection of draft choices, league sources tell ESPN.

据知名记者Haynes报道，自由球员莱昂纳德将加盟快船。此外，快船还将亚历山大、加里纳利、四个不受保护的首轮签+一个乐透保护的首轮签以及两个选秀交换权送至雷霆，换来保罗-乔治。

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[–]Knicks theonlyoptionistopoo 129 points 18 hours ago

This is like a movie but real life

尼克斯球迷：电影情节在现实生活上演。

[–][LAC] Ron Harperes 84 159 points 18 hours ago

EvEn If ThE CliPpErs GeT kAwhI iTs nOT enOugh tO BeaT LEbrOn aNd AD.

Paul George has entered the chat

快船球迷：“就算快船得到了小卡，他们的实力也不足以击败詹姆斯和戴维斯。”

保罗-乔治进入了群聊。

[–][MIL] Khris Middleton thefred_mcgriff 1897 points 19 hours ago

You guys went from no stars to 2 in the matter of 3 minutes lol

雄鹿球迷：你船在短短三分钟的时间里从平明球队变身双子星球队，哈哈哈哈

[–][BOS] Marcus Smart airmagswag 879 points 19 hours ago

ITS OVER. ITS OVER!!

凯尔特人球迷：结束了，都结束了！！！

[–]Clippers TheBoredPragmatist 85 points 18 hours ago

IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

快船球迷：我现在都要哭了

[–]Thunder HPK_OKC 116 points 18 hours ago

IM ACTUALLY FUCKING MAD NOW

雷霆球迷：我特么现在很火大！！

[–]Knicks HokageEzio 2799 points 18 hours ago

Loyalty is just a word in the dictionary.

尼克斯球迷：忠诚这个词只存在于字典里。

[–]Raptors 19858603 4673 points 18 hours ago

Oh shit!!! Another super team?!!!

猛龙球迷：MMP，又一支超级球队？？？

[–]Lakers Relatively_Cool 2044 points 18 hours ago

Goodnight. I’m done. I’m sorry for everything I’ve said. Goodnight.

湖人球迷：晚安，心累。为我以前说的每句话抱歉。晚安吧

[–]Nuggets EmbraceComplexity 72 points 18 hours ago

RUSS TO THE LAKERS

掘金球迷：威少去湖人吧！！！

[–]Nets PartlyWriter 316 points 18 hours ago*

NBA Media: 'We're hearing KD is very much focused on the Knicks. While it may be surprising without Kyrie, it is NY.'

Reality: KD to Brooklyn

NBA Media: 'We're hearing more and more rumblings Kawhi is going to the Lakers. He had been considering the Clippers, but he always dreamed of the Lakers. It's the Lakers.'

Reality: Kawhi to LAC

lol

篮网球迷：媒体：“我们得到消息说KD对尼克斯非常上心。虽说欧文不去的情况下阿杜的选择会让人讶异，但就是尼克斯。”

现实：阿杜去布鲁克林。

媒体：“我们得到越来越多的消息说卡哇伊要去湖人。他之前考虑过快船，但他一直梦想成为湖人球员。就是湖人。”

现实：小卡去快船。

笑死老子了，哈哈

[–]Heat mmortal03 189 points 18 hours ago

No one a few years ago would've realistically imagined that the top free agents this off-season would go to the Clippers and Nets rather than the Lakers and Knicks.

热火球迷：要是放在几年前，没人真能预想到这个休赛期的大鱼会选择快船和篮网，而不是湖人和尼克斯。

[–]Pistons knifeazz 32 points 17 hours ago

Kyrie and KD: We just pulled off the biggest shocker of the offseason!

PG and Kawhi: What it do babyyyyy

活塞球迷：欧文和阿杜：我俩刚联手搞了这个休赛期最让人震惊的操作！

乔治和小卡：说啥呢，亲

[–][TOR] OG Anunoby UntimelyPaintball 2595 points 18 hours ago

Thank God it's not the Lakers!!!

猛龙球迷：幸亏没去湖人啊！！！

[–]Celtics Telios 2507 points 18 hours ago

Jerry West is cold blooded man...

凯尔特人球迷：杰里-韦斯特真是冷血啊……

[–]Bucks jakol016 37 points 18 hours ago

NBA fans wins with this signing.

雄鹿球迷：这笔交易的赢家是NBA球迷

[–]Suns mrsuns10 86 points 18 hours ago

Biggest plots twist ever

太阳球迷：史上最大的反转。

[–]Bulls gulaabjaman 443 points 18 hours ago

It’s a relief he didn’t sign with the Lakers at least

公牛球迷：小卡没签约湖人，至少我们能松口气了。

[–]Warriors the_next_core 7038 points 18 hours ago

Lakers fans gets neither PG13 or Kawhi but gets to see them play at Staples

勇士球迷：湖蜜既没得到乔治也没得到莱昂纳德，但是他们可以在斯台普斯看到他俩啊

[–]NBA coooobeans 115 points 18 hours ago

This is the drama I need

我就喜欢看这种热闹

[–]Lakers slickricflair 62 points 16 hours ago

AD right now: Give me back my $4 million.

湖人球迷：戴维斯说：把我的400万还给我

[–]Dc_heat 455 points 17 hours ago

He’s brought a new balance to the NBA

小卡给联盟带来了新的平衡。

[–]PM_ME_TIDDIES_6969 3517 points 17 hours ago

The most balanced outcome

Lebron + AD

Kawhi + PG

Kyrie + KD

Harden + CP3

Dame + CJ

Steph + Klay

NBA filled with dynamic duos but not one dominating super team

这是最均衡的结果了：

詹姆斯+戴维斯、小卡+乔治、欧文+阿杜、哈登+保罗、利拉德+CJ、库里+克莱

联盟里到处是强力二人组，却没有一支可以绝对统治的超级强队。

[–]pr0vocation 1511 points 17 hours ago

Westbrook + Westbrook

还有威少+威少

[–]West statejudge 743 points 17 hours ago

Worstbrook + Bestbrook

最差布鲁克+最佳布鲁克

[–]Vancouver Grizzlies KingInTheFarNorth 812 points 17 hours ago

Lowry dialing up demar rn

灰熊球迷：洛瑞也要给德罗赞打电话了

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili nuke8960 249 points 17 hours ago

Lowry + Lin

马刺球迷：洛瑞+林书豪

[–]Nuggets Shenanigans80h 168 points 17 hours ago

Joker + Coca Cola

掘金球迷：约基奇+可口可乐

[–]Andrew HitlerJackson 392 points 18 hours ago

But in all seriousness, kawhi not signing with the Lakers is the best thing for the league. The west is a wide open race and so is the east. It’s the first time in a long time where we don’t know who is going to be playing in June.

不过话说回来啊，小卡没签湖人确实是对联盟最好的结局。西部的竞争局面现在非常开放，东部也一样。这是很长时间以来首次出现咱们谁也不知道明年六月谁能打总决赛的局面。

[–]drawsony 541 points 18 hours ago

Raptors got a ring and will forever love Kawhi for the magical run. Clippers get their superstar and a chance to contend. And the rest of the league gets to shit on the Lakers. So many winners tonight.

猛龙拿了个冠军，他们会一直爱着小卡的，毕竟他季后赛一路神勇。快船得到了超巨和争冠的机会。联盟其他队也能怼湖人。今晚的赢家太多了。

[–]Knicks SurgeV1 3623 points 18 hours ago

The league officially looks like your NBA 2K GM/career mode after a few seasons, holy shit. Nobody can say anything about parity at least, next season is going to be crazy

尼克斯球迷：我靠，这个联盟现在真的像玩了几个赛季过后的2K生涯模式。至少现在没人可以说什么实力不均衡了，下赛季会很炸的。

[–]Warriors HappyCrabDay 325 points 18 hours ago

I like it. At least there's still parity in the league. Sorta completely out of left field, though. The Warriors are without Klay and KD this year, the Lakers still have Lebron and AD, the Bucks are up-and-coming, Kawhi has a good young supporting cast with the Clips, and other young teams like the Blazers and Nuggets are continuing to improve. Sucks for the Raps, of course, but I guess Kawhi did leave them with a 'chip.

勇士球迷：我喜欢这个结果。至少联盟的均衡性还在。不过这个结局还是完全出人意料的。下赛季我勇没有克莱和阿杜，湖人有詹姆斯和戴维斯，雄鹿上升势头很猛，小卡在快船带着一帮年轻的辅助阵容，其他像开拓者和掘金这样的球队还在进步。当然了，猛龙不爽了，可是小卡毕竟是给他们拿了个冠军再走的啊。

[–][POR] Damian Lillard yoiwantin 108 points 17 hours ago

Kawhi literally thanosed the league now there is room for so many teams in play to win next season

开拓者球迷：小卡真是“灭霸”了全联盟，这样一来下赛季很多球队都有冲冠的空间了。

[–]Celtics BigPapa-Mullins 45 points 17 hours ago

Lakers/Lebron fans punching the air, and OKC fans just joined the Knicks on suicide watch.

2019 FA ladies and gentlemen

凯尔特人球迷：湖蜜和詹蜜郁闷地挥拳，而尼克斯球迷在天台上等来了雷蜜。

[–]Clippers Resshin31 1902 points 18 hours ago*

This is the greatest day of my 30 years as a fan!!!! Fuck yea!!!

Edit: Thank you all for the well wishes. That and the gold warms my heart!!! None of you had to do that but it really meant a lot.

快船球迷：这是我做船蜜30年以来最嗨的一天！！！真特么爽！

编辑：感谢所有的祝福。你们的祝福和点亮让我内心温热！！你们本没必要这么做，但是意义重大！！

[–]Clippers d1g1tal 83 points 18 hours ago

If I could hug all the clips fans right now at once I wish I could.

快船球迷：要是我能一次拥抱所有船蜜就好咯！

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[–]Cavaliers JOliver7 3078 points 19 hours ago*

Wait so every reporter has no credibility

骑士球迷：等等，所以说每个记者都不靠谱咯

[–]Knicks Sinnoboy98 1630 points 19 hours ago

Woj does. He said Clippers until the end.

尼克斯球迷：沃神还是靠谱的。他一直都说是快船。

[–]Bulls Twathammer32 1109 points 19 hours ago

And /r/NBA said he was full of shit

公牛球迷：然而论坛里的兄弟都说他瞎JB扯。

[–]Cavaliers cryolems 299 points 19 hours ago

You expected any different lol

骑士球迷：不然你指望我们能说点啥？？哈哈哈

[–]Pistons tbk99 4904 points 16 hours ago

kawhi: yo danny i’m going to LA

danny: say no more

kawhi signs with clippers

danny signs with lakers

danny: wait what

活塞球迷：小卡：丹尼啊，我要去洛杉矶了

格林：不说了，我懂了

小卡签约快船，格林签约湖人

格林：等等，啥？

[–]Suns RedditsWhilePooing 12.0k points 18 hours ago

7.1 magnitude earthquake rocks LA

Kawhi: hold my beer

太阳球迷：早先的那场7.1级地震惊动了洛杉矶

小卡：看我的！

[–]Warriors NikonManiac 573 points 18 hours ago

The earthquake was Kawhi doing a superhero landing

勇士球迷：那场地震就是小卡超级英雄般地着陆造成的

[–]Nets Suprimo 2568 points 18 hours ago

board man gets swayed

篮网球迷：篮板狂魔就这么被“动摇”了。

[–]Trail Blazers JoinOrDieUSA 11.1k points 18 hours ago

The Paul George news is infinitely more shocking. That news came so far out of left field

开拓者球迷：乔治去快船更让人懵逼啊。这条消息完全是于无声处听惊雷。

[–]Raptors Dex66 2582 points 18 hours ago

Crazy no one knew PG requested a trade

猛龙球迷：之前居然每一个人知道乔治要求交易，真是不可思议

[–]Trail Blazers JoinOrDieUSA 1457 points 18 hours ago

PG probably didn't even know! That's how shocked I was when I saw this.

开拓者球迷：或许乔治自己都不知道！我看到这个新闻的时候就这么懵逼。

[–]bonrmagic 2766 points 18 hours ago

And Kawhi engineered it... That's even crazier. Crazier than what Lebron has even done.

而且这还是小卡策划的……这就更疯狂了。这比詹姆斯以前的操作还爆炸。

[–]Trail Blazers DeSmokeMonster 1249 points 18 hours ago

yeah i had no idea PG wanted out or that Kawhi wanted him. i was wondering why it was taking so long for him to decide. now that he has, signing with the Clips is the most Kawhi thing i can think of.

开拓者球迷：是啊，我不知道到底是乔治想走还是小卡希望他走。我还奇怪乔治做个决定怎么要这么长时间呢。既然他后来做出了决定，那么小卡签快船是我能想到的最卡哇伊的操作。

[–]Warriors HappyCrabDay 428 points 18 hours ago

[Clippers sign Kawhi]

Me: 'This is great for league parity.'

[Clippers trade for PG]

Me: 'Oh no. OH NO..'

勇士球迷：知道快船签下小卡的时候，我：“这对联盟实力的平衡是好事。”

快船签下乔治之后，我：“不要，不要啊……”

[–]Celtics leejoness 54 points 15 hours ago

Pat Beverly

Paul George

Kawhi Leonard

Who the fuck will even be able to score on this lineup? This is terrifying defense.

凯尔特人球迷：贝弗利、乔治、莱昂纳德，这特么谁能在这套阵容头上轻松得分啊？这防线太恐怖了。

[–]Warriors PooterMeUp 67 points 18 hours ago

2014: Clippers knock out Warriors in the first round

2015: Warriors begin dynasty

2019: Warriors knock out Clippers in the first round

2020: ???

勇士球迷：2014年：快船在季后赛首轮淘汰勇士

2015年：勇士王朝大幕拉开

2019年：勇士在季后赛首轮淘汰快船

2020年：？？？

[–]thecomfycactus 240 points 18 hours ago

Jerry West is a legend

杰里-韦斯特是个狠人

[–]Raptors KawhiGotUsNow 952 points 18 hours ago

JERRY WEST IS A FUCKING GOD

WHAT THE FUCK

猛龙球迷：我尼玛，韦斯特就特么是个神啊！！！

[–]Kings boringexplanation 149 points 17 hours ago

Clippers have two all stars, four massively underpaid contracts, and after all that- still got cap room for more talent. Jerry West needs to run for president and solve real problems.

国王球迷：快船有了两个全明星，还有四个底薪高能的角色球员，就算这样，人家还有空间招人。韦斯特必须去竞选总统，解决真正的问题。

[–]Pelicans TrapWham 1292 points 18 hours ago

Seriously. Jerry West, at this point, has to have the best overall basketball resume ever right? His playing career speaks for itself, now this is the third potential championship team he's built with the Kobe/Shaq Lakers, Warriors, now putting this together for the Clippers. Only thing left is to go to the Kings and finish off the Pacific Division dynasty build.

鹈鹕球迷：没毛病。现在的韦斯特肯定算是联盟史上综合简历最亮眼的人了吧？他的球员生涯都不必说了，如今呢，在接连打造OK时期的湖人和勇士王朝之后，又很可能为快船打造一支夺冠阵容。他现在就差去国王了，这样就能让太平洋赛区球队都过过联盟老大的瘾。

[–]Nuggets therealsemshady 204 points 18 hours ago

Worthy of the logo forever

掘金球迷：韦斯特应该永远当LOGO。

[–]Raptors BaconBonersBitches 846 points 12 hours ago

They should turn the NBA logo into a picture of him.

猛龙球迷：联盟应该把NBA的LOGO换成韦斯特的肖像。

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[–]Raptors stevntiny 8623 points 18 hours ago

WHAT THE FUCK

猛龙球迷：我尼玛！！！

[–]Raptors TheManatee_762 5595 points 18 hours ago*

Good for him, he deserves it. Had we lost to Philly in game 7, this would have been a different story, and this obviously sucks but I’m fine with him leaving. And at least it’s the Clippers. He gave us his all, and gave me the first championship of my lifetime for a team I like. Now he gets to go home and raise his kid in socal. He’ll always be a hero to me, and we will never forget the Klaw.

猛龙球迷：小卡这是好事啊，他应得的。如果我们在G7输给了费城，那就是另一种故事了。很显然，现在这结果很操蛋，可是我可以接受他的离开。至少他去的是快船。他之前为我们不遗余力，为这支我终生热爱的球队带来了第一个冠军。现在他回家了。他在我心中永远是那个英雄，我们永远不会忘了“卡大手”。

[–]Warriors velocirappa 1443 points 18 hours ago

Absolutely, Raptors knew it was a risk that he was going to leave and went for it anyways.

Kawhi gave them his all and was extremely professional throughout his tenure.

While I understand Raptors fans being initially upset about a star leaving, I think he's going to be looked at extremely favorably.

勇士球迷：肯定的，猛龙当初签小卡之前就知道这很冒险，知道他会走，还是果断地引进了小卡。

小卡为猛龙用尽了全力，而且在此期间表现得非常职业。

龙蜜一开始对于他的离开肯定是很失望的，这我理解，可是我觉得龙蜜以后还是会对他充满善意的。

[–][TOR] OG Anunoby DeSteph-DeCurry 482 points 18 hours ago

yeah, zero reason to be mad

猛龙球迷：是的，我们完全没理由生气。

[–]Raptors Tsaxen 585 points 18 hours ago

I ain't mad, just sad, man. Can't blame him, just wish he'd wanted to stay

猛龙球迷：我不生气，我就是难过啊。不能怪小卡，可是就希望他能留下嘛。

[–]Raptors mattpao 544 points 18 hours ago

I'm honestly relieved, that was stressful. Thanks for everything Kawhi

猛龙球迷：说实话，我倒是如释重负，之前正式紧张兮兮啊。感谢小卡所做的一切。

[–]Kings save_the_pigs 1705 points 18 hours ago

He is the best raptor ever

国王球迷：他是猛龙队史最佳！

[–]lvmberzach 180 points 18 hours ago

Dudes about to have 3 chips with 3 different franchises

他要在3支不同的球队拿冠军。

[–]Nuggets Iblaka 1825 points 18 hours ago

Boss move, win a chip and dip

掘金球迷：大佬级的操作啊，夺冠之后功成身退。

[–]Raptors NameJeff 1497 points 18 hours ago

1-Get traded

2-Win championship for raptors

3-Leave in offseason

4-Arsenal

猛龙球迷：第一步：交易离队

第二步：帮助猛龙夺冠

第三步：休赛期走人

第四步：阿森纳

[–]Raptors paulfunyan 39 points 17 hours ago

If there is one thing being an Arsenal fan has taught me it is: no matter how good something looks, it will get worse.

Thanks for the championship, Kawhi.

猛龙球迷：如果说当枪迷教会我一个道理的话，那就是：不管事情看上去又多美好，它终究会每况愈下的。

感谢你带来的冠军，卡哇伊

[–]Only_for_nba 274 points 18 hours ago

Better to have love and lost than to not have loved at all.

Kawhi , I almost died at a parade for you, but I am happy I went and will never forget 2019.

爱过之后再失去总比压根就没爱过要好吧。

卡哇伊，我差点为了你在冠军游行活动上死掉啊，可是我很高兴自己参加了那场庆典，我绝不会忘了2019.

[–]Nuggets Boustan 47 points 16 hours ago

At least he didn’t go to the fucking Lakers. The NBA is insane. Now we get to see who the real young guns on the raptors are. Let’s see what Masai can do to get this team back into contention.

掘金球迷：至少小卡没去特么的湖人啊。NBA太疯狂了。现在我们可以看看这支猛龙的年轻人里的谁是真正的狠角色了。看看乌杰里怎么把这支猛龙再次拉回争冠行列。

[–]tr1x30 20 points 16 hours ago

They lose danny green to lakers too, secound round playoff is a max for the raptors.

连丹尼-格林都去湖人了，猛龙下赛季撑死季后赛第二轮。

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[–][SAS] Dominique Wilkins IbSunPraisin 3388 points 18 hours ago

BATTLE FOR LA

马刺球迷：洛城要干架啦！！！

[–]Lakers ashishvp 1756 points 18 hours ago

AD and Bron vs PG and Kawhi.

That's quite a fucking battle.

湖人球迷：戴维斯和詹姆斯对上乔治和小卡。

这一架很特么刺激啊。

[–]NBA axloc 348 points 18 hours ago

Not going to lie, this is pretty fucking lit

不说假话，这尼玛太过瘾了

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball P00nz0r3d 891 points 18 hours ago

FUCK THE BATTLE ITS A FUCKING WAR

湖人球迷：这特么哪是干架啊，这特么是战争！！！

[–]Lakers LakerBlue 251 points 17 hours ago

It’ll be a battle but tbh they have so much better depth than us that I give them a not so small advantage, especially with Lebron’s age.

湖人球迷：洛城必有一场大战，可是说实话，快船的板凳深度比我们强太多了，而且我觉得他们的优势不小啊，何况詹姆斯现在年纪也大了。

[–]Supersonics Tashre 332 points 18 hours ago

For real though, two teams actually worth the national attention in a huge market is going to be amazing for the NBA's bottom line. The league office has to be stoked about all this.

超音速球迷：不过说真的啊，洛杉矶这个大球市的这两支球队确实担得起全美的关注，这对联盟来说是很棒的。NBA的管理层肯定喜闻乐见。

[–]Lakers GoldLegends 322 points 17 hours ago

Honestly, this is actually really exciting. Can't wait to see an actual Clippers vs Lakers rivalry.

湖人球迷：讲真，确实很兴奋。迫不及待地想看到我湖和快船真刀真枪地大干一场了。

[–]Suns richwallace247 4941 points 18 hours ago

We have to play warriors, clippers, and Lakers how many times next year?

太阳球迷：下赛季我们要打几次勇士、快船和湖人？？？

[–]West bballthegathering 2018 points 17 hours ago

RIP the rest of the Pacific division.

Also, Team California would steamroll pretty much any other combination of any 4 non-California NBA teams.

安息吧，太平洋赛区的其他球队。还有啊，加州联队基本可以碾压任何4支非加州球队组成的小联盟。

[–]bannedfromrnba6times 455 points 17 hours ago

Legit no idea who wins the league next year. Draw a name out of a hat. Throw it away if its Phoenix or New York and that team could win.

真不知道下赛季谁能夺冠。随便说个名字都行。想说太阳和尼克斯的可以省省了。

[–]Nuggets freeskier59 332 points 17 hours ago

Can go ahead and cross off the Wizards, Grizzlies, Hornets, and Cavs too

掘金球迷：把奇才、灰熊、黄蜂和骑士也划掉。

[–]Hawks duhpolan 49 points 13 hours ago

I'm just still waiting for someone to mention us but they probably just forgot about us :(

老鹰球迷：我还等着谁说把我们也划掉呢，看来你们或许是直接把我们忘掉了……

[–]76ers DragonBank 36 points 12 hours ago

Trae gonna average 70 a game, win the chip, and die on the court.

76人球迷：吹羊下赛季场均70分，带队拿下总冠军，然后累死在场上。

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